Sometimes I have trouble falling asleep, but usually my problem is staying asleep. However, in case I do ever find myself in need of something to help me fall asleep I have composed this list of 5 things guaranteed to bring on sleep almost instantaneously:
1. The opening monologue of Saturday Night Live
2. Any segment of the The Daily Show with Jon Stewart before the guest
3. The last 5 pages of a book
4. Animated movies
5. The "reveal" portion of any reality show, but especially "What Not to Wear" or "Top Chef"